The Free Land of Gyatt Republic is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 777 million Gyatt Lovers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gyatt City. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gyatt Lover economy, worth 54.2 trillion Gyatts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,783 Gyatts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gyatt Republic's national animal is the Gyatt Woman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gyatt Republic is ranked 272,311^th in the world and 99^th in Hive for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10 on the Clooney Contribution Index.